Branded with the famous Voodoo Tiki Tequila Logo, and the tagline that Johnny Tiki has embroidered on his Calvin Kleins – There’s Magic Inside.
Carry a big stick as your friends are sure to be jealous and you’ll have to beat them off.
Wait, that didn’t come out right. Er . . .
The perfect gift for the Voodoo Tiki Tequila lover, and sexually secure Voodoo Tiki Fan.
$19.95
Voodoo Tiki Tequila Long Sleeve “Dress T-Shirt” (Wedding Suitable)
By T-shirt standards this is a tuxedo, Voodoo Tiki Tequila’s long sleeve t-shirt is the perfect for “Formal” events that require you to hide the tattoo sleeves you had emblazoned on your forearms.
Features the classic Voodoo Tiki Tequila log and the tag line, “There’s Magic Inside.”
$19.95
Sexy Spaghetti Top – Classic logo
Show Us your Tiki! (What did you think I was going to say?) in this sexy Voodoo Tiki Tequila spaghetti strap top “gracefully enhanced” with the classic logo.
Comes in any color you want as long as you want White, Pink, Blue or Yellow.
Attracts attention to your boobs without surgery. Save thousands!
$19.95
Sexy Spaghetti Top “Do You Want to Get Friki With Me?”
As if being hot and loving tequila isn’t enough, why not take your stock to the moon and be a triple threat with this incredibly sexy and billboard-icly suggestive spaghetti top?
Beguile men and have them do your bidding – like bring you more Voodoo Tiki Tequila! Chop Chop! Let’s go. The Voodoo Tiki Desert Rose Prickly Pear Margarita isn’t going to get itself! Get going
$19.95
(Limited Quantity.
While Supplies Last.)
Sexy Spaghetti Top “Warning I Do Very bad Things to Boys”
It puts the lotion on it’s skin or else it gets the hose again.
Keep your man in a basement pit with this insanely sexy spaghetti strap top warning the general public that “You’re not going to just be ignored Dan”
PUT THE LOTION IN THE GODDAMN BASKET! (. . . and this shirt too.)
$19.95
(Limited Quantity.
While Supplies Last.)
Sexy Spaghetti Top “COEXIST” Shirt (Yeah, as if that’ll ever happen)
All religions, and logic living in perfect harmony with nature and the universe . . . With Voodoo Tiki Tequila anything is possible!
Even the Palestinians and Israelis agree, Voodoo Tiki Tequila is the best tasting tequila on the planet!
(. . .now let’s get out of here before they sober up.)
$19.95
Sexy Spaghetti Top “Boyfriend Wanted: Must Love Voodoo Tiki”
Reads: BOYFRIEND WANTED, Must Love Voodoo Tiki. Inquire Within. ps bring Voodoo Tiki.
Get ready to walk around with a “Take a Number” Machine. You’ll eat out three meals a day plus snacks- FREE in this ridiculously sexy, and screaming “PICK ME UP” spaghetti strap top. Save thousands on grocery bills. Pays for itself in one wearing.
$19.95
Sexy Spaghetti Top “I’ll Show You My TIKi If You Show Me Yours”
Share your Tiki with the word by making an offer no man can refuse right on your sexy spaghetti strap top. Buy this shirt and let me be the first to take you up on that offer . . .just no where cold please.
$19.95
Sexy Spaghetti Top “Ask Me My Magic Word”
When they ask tell them you have three, “Rich, Powerful and Subservient”, or better yet keep them guessing . . .until morning.
$19.95
Sexy Spaghetti Top “Take a Shot”
“I See You Lookin’ Take a Shot, I might Say Yes”
Right, and you also might say no, make fun of his uni-brow and hand him a card with the number for suicide prevention – which although earth shattering to him is viral-ly “You Tube-able”, and has the potential to make you bigger than “Dramatic Look Gopher.”
Shatter dreams, break hearts and become an internet sensation for under $20 bucks. Nice.
Golf is an acronym for “Gentleman Only Ladies Forbidden”, and Voodoo Tiki Tequila Fans not being much for “Sausage Festivals”, we don’t expect we’ll sell a lot of these.
When a Voodoo Tiki Fan says they’re going catch 18 holes he’s talking about 3 blondes, 2 brunettes and a ginger-y yet oddly sexy red head.
$29.95
Voodoo Tiki Tequila “Ringer” T-Shirt
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$24.95
Voodoo Tiki Tequila Classic Logo Sweat Shirt
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$29.95
Voodoo Tiki Tequila Patch Baseball Cap
Available in any color you want, as long as you want black.
