Description
Add a life-size (four foot) Zeta Reticulan Alien to any order for just $5.95! Comes in Blue, Green and Purple. Ordering three guarantees you one of each color. Enough to start your invasion of Earth right now! (How can we say these are life-size? We don’t know any aliens, so we don’t know they’re actual size -JT) (Is your concern that the aliens will sue for liable, or the fans will sue for false advertising? You know what, never mind. I got it – JenS.)
*NEITHER ACTUAL “LIFE” NOR “SIZE”, NOR ANY AMALGAMATION OF LIFE+SIZE IS GUARANTEED.
