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Get This Alien Autopsy Kit – FREE – When You Purchase the ZOOM SUIT DVD!
Here’s a detailed list of the utterly useless stuff inside!
THE ZOOM SUIT “WHITE DISK” DVD
- Exclusive “White Disk” Limited to 1,000 Copies.
- Official Selection at over 100 Film Festivals!
- Extras include 2 trailers and scenes from Zoom Suit 2.
- Each “White Disk” signed by Zoom Suit Creator John Taddeo.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE THAT I’LL SIGN THINGS! I just signed like 2,000 trading cards! It’s enough already! – JT
GIANT LIFESIZE ALIEN
- Over 4 feet tall! (Huge, Relatively Speaking.)
- One of three (3) cool colors.
Impress your friends! Shame your girlfriend! – MikeC.
BABY ALIEN IN OOZE! (Maury says, “You are NOT the Father!” Whew!)
- Real (fake) Glow in the Dark Baby Alien.
- Preserved in Gooey delicious Ooze… that if you eat it, you’ll die.
- PS – don’t eat it! It’s only a joke.
It’s also a joke that we actually have to tell people to not eat a plastic toy. – La Presidenta
NEON TEST TUBE WITH ELEMENT 116 CAPSULES INSIDE (PLUS A CAP FOR THE TEST TUBE!)
- The Anti-matter Alien Power Source that Glows in the Dark.
- Comes in Neon Test Tube with Cap.
- Each Sample Equivalent to 60 Billion Miles Per Gallon (or one (1) trip to the grocery store in John’s H1 – JenS)
John wants to know if we’re we really going to list the cap as a thing? -MikeC
Did he specifically say not to do it? – LaPresidenta
I’m saying it now. Don’t list the cap as a thing. It’s a F#%king cap. Nobody cares about a cap! – JT
PLUS….Four Cool Stickers, Surgical Gloves and Mask, Ten (10) Feet of Caution Tape!
HURRY! ONLY WHILE SUPPLIES LAST!
Act Now! Disappoint your parents! – MikeC
But Wait There’s More! – LaPresidenta
No there isn’t. -JT
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